Monday, April 02, 2007

ps

oh yeah, this is hilarious.
last night while trish and i were walking back home from work, all giddy with the wads of cash we were holding, we heard these two deep, obviously male, voices ahead of us (it was dark, couldnt really see at first)
then we see this one guy, all regular, and this preposterously tall leggy blonde walking next to him (just with an awkwardly masculine facial structure)
so yeah, whatever, then the blone is all "hey girls" in this outragously high girly voice (after we'd already heard him/her/whatever talking in the normal male register), and so not gonna lie, i was amused, but you know, whatever, so we were just like "hi" kept walking
then, after they passed us, the blonde called back something, and i heard "hey, you're gorgeous", then 'thighs' and 'huge', so i was like, "dude, what did she just say?" and trish was like "uh, i think 'hey you're gorgeous, your thighs and a**s are huge, but you're gorgeous'"
so i was like .. um, ok ... and we walked in silence for about 15 seconds, then i was like "dude, were we just heckled by a *drag queen*??!" ... "um .. yeah?"
then both of us pretty much collapsed at the same time laughing, it took us all the way back to port lodge to control ourselves.

i have a feeling you wont really get it without me doing the voices, but trust me, it was absolutely hilarious. the sheer absurdity of it all and whatnot. hee hee.

oh australia.
too fun

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